Alien Experiment Gone Wrong Coffee Mug

Let the world know.

No evidence of aliens?

Here’s all the evidence you or anyone needs.

The Alien Experiment Gone Wrong Coffee Mug was imported to Heinessight from the Orion Nebula.

It came from a civilization that appears to have washed its hands of the mess it made on earth.

Unfortunately my friend, that mess is you, and a lot of people like you.

Send the message to the rest of the earthlings, the aliens have had enough.

An advanced civilization has classified you as a genetic blunder.

Don’t you think that’s something people should know?

Use this fun, colorful, attention-getting Coffee Mug to spread the word.

You’ll be the hit of the party, casual Friday, or your own alien abduction.

Give everyone something to talk about this Paranormal Season.

Give and get the Alien Experiment Gone Wrong Coffee Mug.

Let the world know what happened to you.

Don’t forget this Alien Experiment Gone Wrong Coffee Mug will make a great fun gift for anyone you know, or anyone you have known, ever.

Choose from a wide assortment of colors.

Of course, these colorful Alien Experiment Gone Wrong Coffee Mugs are printed on the best color-holding fabrics.

That means they will stay as fresh as our fun merchandise for years.

That’s not the most amazing thing.

You could spend a lot of money on clothes, or you could just be cool with Heinessight Merchandise. Get some today.